texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

(via disorder)

vaelkyrie:

thebadpunqueen:

michaelaisradashell:

the expression “i cant say that with a straight face” comes from the fact that straight people have no sense of humour and cant tell jokes

um can you not?

are you straight because I’m sensing a lack of sense of humor

(via feminosity-feminism)

foodchewer:

am i from tennessee? cause i’m the only ten i see

(via xiguana)

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taxicar:

when u run out of things to say in an essay 

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(Source: taxicar, via trust)

australiansanta:

i forgot my earphones more like throw me off a building

(via overfierce)

cooking for annie

lychgate:

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now i really cant imagine annie having a voice any different then a baby scot

(via memelordvoldemort)

mingdliu:

Do you ever get like super vulnerable late at night that you just want to spill your heart out and say how you feel because you’ve been holding it in for so long and you just need some ventilation and there’s just something about two in the morning that makes me lose my filter and say the things I would never have the guts to say when the sun is up.

(via ghettoasi4n)

(Source: weheartit.com, via helpfvl)

joshpeck:

vinebox:

Literally I Cant Ew

i will watch this until my eyes bleed

(via happiest)

helyon:


later kids I’m off to see the wizard

helyon:

later kids I’m off to see the wizard

(via lachydoo)

texas-in-the-tardis:

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with

Who lies about this? Isn’t the point of tumblr obsessing over your otps which generally consist of at least 1 person you ship yourself with?

But let’s be real I think we all ship ourselves with both halves of our otps.

(Source: zamwinchester, via memelordvoldemort)

no-wifi:

why isn’t there a dollar bill eyes emoji?

(via lohanthony)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

(via myscratchedghost)

gaysociallink:

hey guys remember when you played brawl with friends and then this item would spawn in

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and then fun times would immediately turn into either the feeling of unspeakable fear or the sensation of having overwhelming power in your hands

(via memelordvoldemort)