crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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(via sedusable)

"Perhaps the fact
that I chased a boy
who ripped me to shreds
says a lot more
about me
than it did about him."

— Michelle K., Lessons Learned  (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

marlboro-kisses:

every day i’m apologizing for my existence

marlboro-kisses:

every day i’m apologizing for my existence

joshpeck:

so many of you have changed your icons and urls and i really don’t even know who half of you are anymore i just go with it

(via disowns)

kushandwizdom:

More good vibes here

gnarky:

booty got me like

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(Source: pixelgay, via kixxinq)

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

blazedclone:

Khajiit is not sure about this trade, Dragonborn.

(via telnaga)

denchgang:

hello ladies i googled feminism please sleep with me

(via telnaga)

nishlo:

*sees a pic of a skinny person* *inspired for 11 seconds*

(via assume)

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via telnaga)

dutchster:

trying to find someone you like who likes you back

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(via stop)

notwifi:

when someone you don’t know tries to read you

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(via africandad)

skoloton:

son-neko:

skoloton:

if you were expecting me to be disappointed when googling “snakes in hats” then you couldn’t be more wrong

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Is that a venomous snake? What idiot would do that?!

clearly someone willing to make a few sacrifices in the name of fashion which is more than can be said for you

(Source: aidn, via danfreakindavis)

gnarly:

Miranda sings keeps me young

gnarly:

Miranda sings keeps me young

(via majesty)

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

(Source: verylittlebird, via unlaze)